7. FREE TRAINING | UNTOUCHABLE | You trained the crowd. I only need your best one.

Track 7 of 13 · UNTOUCHABLE · 3:40 · Produced by ListingMine Music
7. FREE TRAINING | UNTOUCHABLE | You trained the crowd. I only need your best one.
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About This Song

UNTOUCHABLE — The Illegal Agent | Track 07 of 13. An agency spends years recruiting, coaching and filtering talent before finding its strongest closers. The antihero sees the irony: a more attractive split can draw the proven performers without her paying for the entire training funnel. Trips, dinners, trophies and company pride become the backdrop to a brutally polite refrain—thank you. It is the album’s sarcastic explanation of how the established industry can unintentionally help a challenger grow.

Lyrics

[Intro]
Thank you.
Really.
If I recruit them myself?
Too expensive.
Luckily—
I have you.
[Verse 1]
Ten new agents
Ten new names
Ten people
Learning the game
Training rooms
Calls every night
Teach the pitch
Teach it right
Ten need coaching
Ten need time
Months go by
Maybe one can close
One out of ten
That’s painful.
I pay for ten
To find the one
Why would I do that
When you already did?
[Pre-Chorus]
You found them
You trained them
You filtered the rest
Then sent me
Your best
Perfect.
[Chorus]
Free training
You made them good
You paid for ten
I got the one
Free training
You did the work
You built the closer
I got the call
Really—
Thank you.
[Verse 2]
Now look at your star
Targets every month
Fees arrive
Before deals come
Office cost
Leader cost
Company cost
Passed back down
He learned the game
He paid his dues
Then he looked around
And saw my split
Higher split
Less cost
Same buyer
Same closing skill
Why pay your cost
When he can make
More with me?
Paris trip?
Nice.
Big dinner?
Nice.
Trophy?
Very nice.
He smiles
Takes the photo
Then calls me Monday.
[Chorus]
Free training
You made him good
You placed your cost
He saw my split
Free training
You kept him close
He still called me
That’s what you missed
[Bridge]
You taught confidence
Thank you.
You taught closing
Really—
Thank you.
Three years
Making him good
Three minutes
Talking to me
You carried ten
I only need one
Your best one.
Do you feel stupid?
Sorry.
I mean—
Thank you.
[Final Chorus]
Free training
Free
Free filtering
Free experience
Ready-made
You recruit the crowd
You find the star
Small case to you
Big case to me
You worked so hard
To keep him close
And somehow
He still knows my number
You paid the price
I got the upside
Really—
Thank you.
[Outro]
Phone rings.
Hello?
Oh.
Your top performer.
Big case?
Perfect.
Thank you.
Thank you.

All Tracks — UNTOUCHABLE

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