One Sentence to Prove You’re a Property Agent

One Sentence to Prove You're a Property Agent

This is a test. Are you really a property agent? Only property agents use these lines.

Opening the Conversation

"Invest or ownstay?"
"Still available?"

Creating Urgency

"This year don't sell, next year harder to sell."
"Last 3 units only."
"Rebate this week only."
"Next week price adjust already."
"Still got, still got — last unit."

Scheduling Life Around Strangers

"You free weekday or weekend?"
"Later I WhatsApp you the details."
"On the way."

Selling the Dream

"2 minutes to MRT station."
"Facing KLCC view."
"15 minutes to KL."
"2 bedroom or 3 bedroom?"

Negotiation Theatre

"Owner very motivated."
"Price still negotiable."
"Many people viewing this unit."
"If you confirm today, I help you secure."

Universal Agent Safety Lines

"I help you check first ya."

Reality Check Lines (The Ones That Hurt)

"Sold already."
"Taken yesterday."
"Just booked this morning."
"Owner changed mind."
"Unit on hold."
"Price revised."
"Loan rejected."

Money & Commission Vocabulary (Agent-Only Pain)

"3% commission."
"Net to owner."
"Inclusive of commission."
"Co-broke?"
"Split commission."
"After deduction."
"Override."
"Later finance adjust."

Buyer-Side Excuses (Agent Translation Required)

"Discuss with family first."
"Need think a bit."
"Compare with other projects."
"See first only."
"Budget not final yet."
"Call you back."

Agent Delay Diplomacy

"Let me follow up and revert."
"I update you once confirmed."
"Waiting owner reply."
"Waiting bank feedback."
"Lawyer side slow."
"Bank holiday, processing delay."

Viewing Day Vocabulary

"I reach already."
"On the way."
"Stuck in jam."
"Parking hard here."
"Owner on the way."
"Key with security."
"Viewing quite tight today."

Negotiation Softeners (Everyone Knows These)

"We try our best."
"I help you push."
"Owner consider."
"Maybe can."
"No promise."
"Subject to approval."

End-Game Agent Classics

"Just waiting your confirmation."
"Can proceed if you're comfortable."
"I block for you first."
"I secure first, later decide."
"Booking refundable (terms apply)."
"This one really last unit."

Advanced Level (Only Senior Agents Understand)

"Client still thinking."
"Buyer very sincere."
"Just viewing only."
"Budget slightly tight."
"SPA almost ready."
"Small issue only."
"Let me update you."

The Truth Layer

None of these lines are lies. They're survival phrases. Every agent learns them not from training, but from being ignored, ghosted, rescheduled, cancelled, and "seen".

You don't choose these sentences. The market forces them into your vocabulary.

Final Test

If you read this in one breath without blinking, you're not just a property agent — you've sent these messages this week.

If you nodded quietly at the Advanced Level, you're not new.

You're tired.

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