5. TANYA SIAPA? | SIJIL SAMPAH | The lecturer deflects questions he cannot answer.

Track 5 of 13 · SIJIL SAMPAH · 3:28 · Produced by ListingMine Music
5. TANYA SIAPA? | SIJIL SAMPAH | The lecturer deflects questions he cannot answer.
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About This Song

SIJIL SAMPAH | Track 05 of 13. A student asks whether co-broking only ever involves two parties. The lecturer smiles and goes back to the old theory: one seller's agent, one buyer's agent, fifty-fifty, just like the textbook model from 1885. But the student has heard of companies, even one listed in America, where ten parties share a project sale or subsale, and many firms have worked this way for over ten years. The lecturer knows it exists but it was never in the book. His only answer: "Ask who?" A playful, catchy track about the gap between the textbook and the market.

Lyrics

Satu tangan naik
Sir co-broke dua pihak saja?
Saya senyum
Kita boleh rujuk teori lama
Co-broke MLS
Eighteen eighty-five
Satu wakil penjual
Satu bawa pembeli
Komisen bahagi dua
Itu yang saya ajar
Saya lukis dua kotak
Tarik garis di tengah
Semua salin nota
Kelas berjalan mudah
Pelajar tanya lagi
Dalam jualan hartanah
Kalau sepuluh pihak
Tanya siapa?
Tanya siapa
Tanya siapa
Dua pihak saja
Lima puluh
Lima puluh
Itu yang saya tahu
Sepuluh pihak co-broke
Pasaran dah biasa
Mana saya tahu?
Saya dengar satu syarikat
Tersenarai di Amerika
Jualan projek dan subsale
Sepuluh pihak berkongsi
Banyak syarikat guna
Lebih sepuluh tahun
Saya pandang buku
Saya masih tak tahu
Saya hafal teori lama
Dua pihak dalam buku
Bila mereka tanya caranya
Tanya siapa?
Tanya siapa
Tanya siapa
Dua pihak saja
Lima puluh
Lima puluh
Itu yang saya tahu
Sepuluh pihak co-broke
Pasaran dah biasa
Mana saya tahu?
Banyak syarikat buat
Sudah lebih sepuluh tahun
Saya tahu ia wujud
Tak pernah masuk buku
Saya tulis sepuluh pihak
Di tepi dua kotak
Buku masih terbuka
Tanya siapa?
Tanya siapa
Tanya siapa
Dua pihak saja
Lima puluh
Lima puluh
Itu yang saya tahu
Sepuluh pihak co-broke
Pasaran dah biasa
Mana saya tahu?
Saya padam dua kotak
Sepuluh nama masih di papan
Tanya siapa?
ENGLISH TRANSLATION
One hand goes up
Sir, is co-broke only two parties?
I smile
We can refer to the old theory
Co-broke MLS
Eighteen eighty-five
One agent for the seller
One brings the buyer
Commission split in two
That's what I teach
I draw two boxes
Draw a line in the middle
Everyone copies notes
Class runs smoothly
The student asks again
In property sales
If there are ten parties
Ask who?
Ask who
Ask who
Only two parties
Fifty
Fifty
That's what I know
Ten-party co-broke
The market is used to it
How would I know?
I heard about a company
Listed in America
Project sales and subsale
Ten parties sharing
Many companies use it
More than ten years now
I look at the book
I still don't know
I memorised the old theory
Two parties in the book
When they ask how it works
Ask who?
(Chorus)
Many companies do it
For more than ten years now
I know it exists
It never made it into the book
I write ten parties
Beside the two boxes
The book is still open
Ask who?
(Chorus)
I erase the two boxes
Ten names remain on the board
Ask who?

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